Monday, January 14, 2008

Pre-Ramble

When, in the course of election events, it becomes too evident that the candidates running for office are narcissistic and characteristically elusive it becomes the duty of the American people to search out for themselves the true leader for America! Leave not the selection of our president to the media and pundits, educate yourselves! Feast not upon the word of FOX News nor the report of The Wall Street Journal. You must seek for yourselves, in the far corners of the world, the true identity and intentions of those who would seek your vote. Be it known citizens, you have a difficult task. One that will require the best you have to give. Fear not, this mission is within your power and ability. We are looking to you to save the world!

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