I have often chuckled when I see these crackers on the shelf at the store. Are these the black sheep of the cracker family? Have they been through "stoned cracker rehab"? How do they test a cracker for illicit drugs? Hmmmm, I think someone should alert the media, we could have an epidemic. Seriously, there could be a real problem in the cracker world. All those packages of stoned wheat crackers, lying around on the couch, not living up to their potential gazing through red, half closed eyes! What a shame.